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John Cow dot COM: 0 AGLOCO Sign Ups

  • Amit · 2 years ago
    Agloco always hinted on being a scam. (strictly my personal opinion) Never tried it myself... I'm joining you bob.. with zero signups :d
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    Yes, yes, add me to THAT blogroll!
  • Sabrina · 2 years ago
    The beauty of the program (to me) is 0% cost initially. I'll try anything that doesn't cost me money...

    Love the blog!
  • Ali · 2 years ago
    You're my new favorite blog to read!

    Loooove your commentary. Keep it milking.
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    Me too! I love to read the new articles! His imagination is incredible.
  • Vijay · 2 years ago
    I am as skeptical as you are. And I certainly go with this post
  • Webnology Blog · 2 years ago
    Nice blog.
    I agree with sabrina's reply.
  • mahdi yusuf · 2 years ago
    call john out on all his misconceptions!! Cow is the man!!
  • moneygod · 2 years ago
    Nice blog, I like the way you write.
    I signed up for Agloco through John Chow since it costs me nothing and I managed to download the viewbar. In the end, I just removed the viewbar since it made my computer so slow.
  • John Cow · 2 years ago
    And yet you have plastered your affiliate code all over the article. I don't think you'll get paid for your referrals unless you are using the toolbar too.
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    This is true. For every hour you surf (graze), you will only get paid that number of hours from each referral who also surfs that amount. If you surf 4 and they surf 5, you only get paid for 4 from them. If you surf 5 and they surf 3, you only get paid 3 hours from them.
  • Super Affiliate · 2 years ago
    haha, this blog is ridiculous. keep up the great work, it's a viral marketing dream with this one on word of mouth!
  • John Cow · 2 years ago
    Foot-and-Mouth
  • digitalnomad · 2 years ago
    Hoof and mouth.
  • John Cow · 2 years ago
    I have Foot in Mouth, you're right.
  • Liza · 2 years ago
    I was John Chow's reader up until yesterday, when I found this blog. OMG, I adore what you did here, I am truly speechless and I absolutely love the irony and parody (like 'you might get paid' thing) that springs from here.

    Please, please, please keep the bitter-sweet spirit of this blog and don't sell ever out!
  • Susan · 2 years ago
    Liza I could not agree more. John Cow was an amazing idea and if I know JC he will "milk" it for a long time :)
  • John Cow · 2 years ago
    We love you too!
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    So many other blogs have aspired for this kind of attention. I hope he keeps it up as well.
  • 1neurona · 2 years ago
    OMG! You are the best of the best!
    I agree with you about Aglochow viewbar campaign.
  • digitalnomad · 2 years ago
    Now I have to join another community and read another blog.

    Great idea. I had to make a double take when I got my email alert.

    I love JohnCow.com
  • Dee · 2 years ago
    This is my new favourite blog. Well any blog that uses the phrase "..can kiss my furry cowbutt.. " has got to be good, right?
  • John Cow · 2 years ago
    And you're our new favorite reader Dee! Well for today at least :)
  • Sueblimely · 2 years ago
    Glad to read a blog with a bit of meat to it.
    I actually came here looking for 'A Really Cool Blog Cowtest'
    You will get tired of all the comment puns, sorry.

    Can I add to your list:
    You open the Agloco toolbar, it locks up, you close it and realise you have not surfed your way to wealth yet again.
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    I don't think he will ever get tired of the puns! When you see all that moolah coming in because of it, you wouldn't either!
  • Mike Klingler · 2 years ago
    I wanted to invite everyone to a special live interview with Brian Greenwald who will answer member questions about Agloco on July 11th. Also, I have quite a few articles that may be of interest to you, including a rebuttal to the infamous article, "Agloco: What everyone ought to know about it." Join in at www.TheLeaderBlog.com -- by the way, I can understand anyone's perspective on Agloco; I just happen to think it's a cool idea that very well may fly. You may also be interested in an article at my site, "Why Agloco Rocks Even at Rock Bottom"... scroll down the first page and you'll see both articles mentioned here.
  • mahdi yusuf · 2 years ago
    seems fishy too me, alot like pyramid schemes :mad:
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    At least it's a 'free' pyramid! I joined and I got my 5 hours in for the month the same day.
  • digitalnomad · 2 years ago
    I like the way you point blank state that Agloco is not owned by the members as is always wildly assumed and stated in the hype.

    If this were the case, everyone would have stock shares already issued. Sorry for the cow pun, but what a bunch of Bull.

    This will go down in the history books as one of the greatest Internet scams of all time.

    Why the cow pie reservation to reverse your opinion?
  • John Cow · 2 years ago
    So we won't look like an ass if Agloco turns out to be a money maker after all :)
  • digitalnomad · 2 years ago
    How can cows look like asses?
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    See, I don't see it as a scam because there's no money paid on our part. Unless you count time as being money. But I will just see it as wasted time having the viewbar open, that's about it.
  • cooliojones · 2 years ago
    We need a translation over here! Us cows can barely read English! :D
  • Free Jewell · 2 years ago
    Haha, nice parody site. You should put
    your agloco link here anyhow. Will likely
    attract interested people.

    http://www.downloadagloco.net

    http://www.agloco.com/r/BBCY2816
  • Free Jewell · 2 years ago
    what does the checkmark on the "add comment" form do?

    http://www.downloadagloco.net
  • Search Engine Marketing · 2 years ago
    Dont feel bad ... I got 0 signups too!

    John Got in way early!

    Darin
  • shyam · 2 years ago
    Me an agloco member though Im sick of them Im concentrating on better stuff now. Mike Klinger nice way to spam and promote your blog, you invite everyone to the interview you arranged with Brian and you never payed a heed to what questions and answers we wanted!
  • lady influence · 2 years ago
    :mrgreen: :lol:
    John Chow to John Cow! you are a clever person. what a very good way to get noticed and attract visitors. I like it. i think i wanna subscribe to this blog. you really caught my attention!
  • lady influence · 2 years ago
    :razz: :lol: :mrgreen:

    John Chow to John Cow! you are very clever. i like your thinking. what a good way to attract visitors. you really caught my attention. nice one!
  • Ezinet Global · 2 years ago
    You got some deja vue surreal sh#T going on here!!

    Actually I believe this blog is one for the top of the charts.

    Whatcha mooeing about?

    Agloco will not damage your reputation this way or the other.

    If money is money is made, you make money, if they crash and burn you un-install your viewbar and continue surfing.

    NADA TE PREOCUPE, NI TE PIENSO

    It's either you earn from it or you don't earn from it at no cost to you.

    On purely financial grounds it will be advisable to grow your downline just the way John Chow is doing so if they do pay your in the money but at the same time you would not count your cuds before you munch.

    Agloco can work but if it doesn't you only have a few megabytes of software to remove from your system.
  • digitalnomad · 2 years ago
    People just keep dreaming about making money with little or no effort...never works. Never has and never will.
  • Joe · 2 years ago
    Funny Stuff.
  • MONEY BLUE BOOK · 2 years ago
    I hope you manage to double your AGLOCO signups...so let's see....zero times two = still zero.....hehe!

    -- Raymond
  • digitalnomad · 2 years ago
    Too funny Mr. Blue Book. Maybe it should be Algocow.
  • Israel · 2 years ago
    its been a while and nothing, no payments. nada, zilch, zero.