You want beef, heffers and dung? Read John Cowpat! But if you want mooney - Read this!
Mr. Rajawang
· 2 years ago
"You want milk, cheese and beef?"
kioko
· 2 years ago
Sound tempting, but no thanks. Milk and cheese gives me diarrhea. :-P
PS: The comment is not intended to make fun of the commentator. For entertainment only, please don't blame me if you get a hernia or some stress-related illnesses.
King Jacob
· 2 years ago
Beef is dead cow so I dont think that would work,seeing as how john cow is a cow.
King Jacob
· 2 years ago
I dont think that would work as beef is dead cow, and seeing as how john cow is a cow, yah
Cubofild
· 2 years ago
Don't be a cow without milk!
Steven
· 2 years ago
He probably changed the tag line due to the fact that one commentor argued he isn't sticking to his main topic (which was emphasized in this tag line) even if the description argued it was miscellanous ramblings. It was misleading and thus was more or less a reason for John to make the change.
As for the cow's future tag, how about "Moo Mooney Moo Funnie"
kioko
· 2 years ago
How about "Moo Money, Moo Honey"
kioko
· 2 years ago
"Mix my milk with your cocoa puff, milky milky moo..."
;-)
Cash Quests
· 2 years ago
Given your recent actions on the site, it has to be "Milking the internet for all its worth!"
Making The Money
· 2 years ago
Can I vote for that one, genius.
John Cow
· 2 years ago
Bah, we can't have a winner already! But for now, that's on the number 1 spot!
WarriorBlog
· 2 years ago
Hahaha Good one. Hmmm I might just change my tagline also. I did notice John changing that a day ago or so.
Wayne Liew
· 2 years ago
We Moo When John Chow Talks? :lol:
Why can't this site just leave the path of John Chow? It can be better!
Cash Quests
· 2 years ago
Hasn't it already left the path? I've never seen cows on JohnChow.com!
blog contests
· 2 years ago
"Milking it for all its worth."
Chris Jacobson
· 2 years ago
"Milk first... Boats, Babes and Cars later"
Scam
· 2 years ago
"There's no miscellaneous ramblings from the udder John Cow".
Nick
· 2 years ago
What do you mean you haven't seen any babes on JohnChow.com? Didn't read the posts from when he was at that huge computer convention (computex?) in Taipei? There were pictures AND video :P ummm, how about "Mooo-ve over Chow, we're milking the 'net!"
GeologyJoe
· 2 years ago
"Mooney, is just not for weirdos at the airport with tambourines anymore." -ah, on second thought that just too long.
Ali
· 2 years ago
How about
"The grass is greener on the other side | John Cow dot Com"
"Grazing on fields of Money | John Cow dot Com"
"Money is green, so is grass - John Cow has plenty of both"
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PS: The comment is not intended to make fun of the commentator. For entertainment only, please don't blame me if you get a hernia or some stress-related illnesses.
As for the cow's future tag, how about "Moo Mooney Moo Funnie"
;-)
I did notice John changing that a day ago or so.
Why can't this site just leave the path of John Chow? It can be better!
"The grass is greener on the other side | John Cow dot Com"
"Grazing on fields of Money | John Cow dot Com"
"Money is green, so is grass - John Cow has plenty of both"
Need to acupuncture your tongue? I know a good acupuncturist. ;-)
"Making money online is easy , ever a Cow can Mooo It"
"Milking the Cash Cow." or with special characters if you really want to be obnoxious.
"Milking the ¢a$h ¢ow."
"Bull, bull and more bull."
"Mess with John Cow and you get the horns."
Milk Money straight from the Cow!
Got milk money? Get it straight from the Cow!
Got milk money? Go straight to the Cow!
Get Boats, Babes and Cars with your milk money!
http://flickr.com/photos/12152055@N07/1359967582/
Need Milk Money? Go straight to the Cow!
(not sure if my other post got messed up)
Besides, I think JohnCow should aim to be known for it's own great content rather than as a copy of something else.
"Moo Moo out the way"
"Spotted Cow..with a dash of Mooney"
"Every Cow has his their day"
"One Cow, Two Cow, Three Cow.. Mooooo"
"Say Hello to my Cow"
"Until the Cows come home"
"Make Moo Money"
Okay that is probably too many suggestions but I was bored.
"Where the grass is always greener"
"Where the the cash is always geener"
"the internets choicest cuts"
"online marketings choicest cuts"
"The prime rib of online marketing"
"this is where the beef it at"
"We drink our own milk"
"pasteurized for your protection"
"why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
"why buy the milk when you can get the whole cow here"
"grass, heffers and sunshine. Live happy with JohnCow"
"manure happens."
"making manure funny since 2007"
"making money online and all that other bullcrap"
"got milk? no? Well get your own."
"udder bullcrap"
"not just udder bullcrap"
"straight from the teat"
"If you were a cow that could type you would blog too!"
Want a milk, bring a Cow :)
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